Monday, December 6, 2010

Edward Cullen and Robert Pattinson both equal a 0 on my hotness rating.

As I looked through my past entries, I realized that most of them were about men. Sexy men, at that. So, I decided to continue with that subject, but reveal the person I don't find so sexy: Rob Pattinson.

First, hair that says "I just woke up" and "I am high" simultaneously is not very appealing.
Second, being as pale as a ghost is also not so hot. It makes you look sickly. That is also not hot.
Third, being able to express yourself/feelings mainly in teenage lingo is annoying.

All of this goes for Kristen Stewart as well. Why these two were cast in the movies, I will never understand. I am not a movie critic. And I applaud myself on being nice, because no matter how horrible movies are, I appreciate the effort put into it by the cast and crew. But Twilight is probably the only movie that I explicitly dislike. I don't find Robert Pattinson or Kristen Stewart to be good actors. Far from it. Perhaps it's the age, perhaps not. But talking as if you are having asthma attacks is the not the same as being scared. I'm not one to say whether they put effort into their acting or not, but to me, it doesn't seem like it. And does no one else notice that the movies are made in so little time with such a small budget (seen in the horrible animation) that it seems as if the directors are only interested in the revenue that they turn out?
I think these two can are better actors. Should have cast them.


What frustrates me most about this preteen, female emotion/fantasy driven obsession is that these movies are the poorest example of what a movie is about, and yet, it's not only getting money, but fans.

Don't even get me started on the books. I think I would offend more people if I started on them. So, I'm just going to be quiet, but just so you know, Edward Cullen isn't so hot either. I think you would understand when you fall in love with a psycho, manipulative, controlling vampire. I think those are the worse kind.
Oh, yeah, that's hot.

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