I want to be a polygamist.

It's probably illegal, but when it comes to Damon and Stefan Salvatore, that kind of doesn't matter.

For reference, they are brothers, no wait, vampire brothers in the TV show "The Vampire Diaries". I guess the vampire part is important to some people. They have got to be the most gorgeous, handsome undead beings out there. Even "True Blood" 's vampires do not match up to the sexy beautiful-ness of Damon and Stefan Salvatore. And zombies definitely pale in comparison. They're like puppies and kittens and rainbows and butterflies and dragonflies and babies mixed with danger.

I would marry Ian Somerhalder and Paul Wesley, the actors who play Damon and Stefan, respectively. However, they are not vampires, and so life wouldn't be as exciting and would suck (coincidental pun).

Therefore, I am appealing to Damon and Stefan, although it is totally delusional of me to propose television characters, but I did used to have an imaginary friend that resembled Chucky in hopes that I would be able to strip him of his ghoulishness and then I wouldn't be so scared of Chucky anymore. So, delusional doesn't apply to me, really.

Damon and Stefan, whoever or both of you, forget Elena. She obviously likes only Stefan, and even then, she's always stressing about her family and friends being killed. I would never say stuff like that and leave you, Stefan.